...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Here we have a gore video mix. This be one ya gotta check out, my ninjas. Horror Culture Jam style.

Two words "good shit". These sick muthafuckas put together a Best of the Best (No, not Eric Roberts Karate movie) horror bloody freakin' masterpiece. Tons of blood.

Let's all get desensitized together!!! Fuck it.

These twisted mofo's know their shit too.

All the real gore is represented here. Such as, The City of the Living Dead, Gore Gore Girls, City of the Living Dead, The Grapes of Death, Gore Gore Girls, Ken Park, The Burning, Snuff Perversions 2, Violent Shit 3, Slumber Party Massacre 2, The Burning, Nightbeast, Phenomena, Philosphy of a Knife, Nekromantik 2, Massacro, Horrible, Faceless, Fantom Kiler, Evil Dead Trap, Bay of Blood. Just to name a few... It's all mashed together to make your mental mind happy. Definitely go to their website for some wicked madness. Check 'em here at

And you can preview a clip now or fuck off and die and why are you at this site anyway, dammit.

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I remember being around 11yrs old (circa '84) where I first started watching Friday the 13th parts I thru IV. Before seeing the films I was always fascinated by the ads in the newspaper and on TV. Ahh, the good old days.

Relive some of those days by watching a cool doc about Jason Voorhees. The sweetest part about this is all the original cast members make an appearance to talk about their scenes. It's interesting to check out n see how they've all aged. Most share some great insight into production and funny onset stories. Plus (make-up fx artist) Tom Savini hosts the doc to boot.
They even interview the chubby girl from part IV that gets stabbed from the back while eating a banana. Also, great interviews from the people that played Jason too.This is worth checking out if you're a Camp Crystal Lake fan.

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Sunday, May 9, 2010
Holy hot mother of all the creamy goodness! It's the reel deal Machete trailer. With DeNiro! Alba! Seagal! Lohan! (in Nun outfit!) Wowzers.Danny Trejo is the man, fuck Arizona! One of the best faux trailers in the 2007 Grindhouse flick. Next to Thanksgiving. That is also slated for 2011 release. Yesssss!

Can't wait for this one. Drops in September! Trailer below...

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Super trashy flick from Spain. All types of bullshit goes on here. Wow. I'll start with the karate fight sequences, they are ridiculous. One of those deals where the actors aren't even close to hittin' the other guy - like a mile off. Had to be done in one take.

This is your typical revenge movie when the bad guys are some wannabe Nazi bikers. This is their cheesy leader.
Check out the rest of his crew...
There's a good amount of sex and violence. One problem - beware - also one too many naked dude shots. Sup with that? Although the one naked dude doin' karate is funny as all hell. Here's a 3 minute clip to see the dealio. Or find the whole flick elsewhere online. It's craptastic.

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I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

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Monday, June 8, 2009
This is a flick that doesn't come out until the end of the year and damn, I'm super hyped. It was picked up at Sundance this year and ever since the trailer dropped online I've been patiently waiting to see this motherfucking modern day tribute to blaxploitation cinema.

When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.
It stars Michael Jai White who has a boatload of trashy flicks under his belt. Honestly, all you have to do is take The Dark Knight outta his resume and it's all D-grade cinema. Damn, MJW you a baaaaad mutha.

Check the red band trailer below. Is it just me or does that voiceover dude sound just like Dolemite?

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I know this David Carradine news is from yesterday, but I've decided to post due to the bizarre events surrounding his death. Of course if you're a fan of this site you obviously loved him in Kill Bill 1 & 2, Death Race 2000 and Kung Fu.

When I heard the news of his "suicide" I automatically thought no fucking way. I could understand him possibly dying of old age, but not suicide especially since his career has been in full swing.
A maid found Carradine hanging naked by a rope in the closet of his hotel suite at the plush Swissotel Nai Lert Park hotel Thursday, police said.Initial reports indicated a possible suicide, but his family representatives in Los Angeles have repeatedly said the actor was not suicidal.

Representatives for Carradine also declined to comment on media reports that the death was related to autoerotic asphyxiation, which involves intentionally cutting off oxygen supply for strong sexual arousal. And a former lawyer for Carradine said she suspected foul play.

Other updates also say this hands were tied up in rope. The whole thing is messed up. Rest in peace David. I'll be dusting off my copy of Q: The Winged Serpent to pay homage.

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Monday, June 1, 2009
Seriously WTF? Hard Ticket To Hawaii is an explosive cocktail of guns, drugs and breasts. It's a deadly combination that everyone must see. Not to mention a soundtrack that is painfully 80's. The cheese factor is off the freakin' charts.

This is the 2nd film of Andy Sidaris' L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies series. There's 12 films in this series based around a team of secret agents. Hot secret agents. Here's Dona Speir (Playboy Playmate March 1984) doing some undercover work.I can go on and on and I will. Nunchucks, ninja stars and chicks with motherfucking ROCKET LAUNCHERS!
Okay, stop what you're doing and watch this quick clip from HTTH titled "Skater's Death" and then feel free to post a comment. Enjoy.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009
That's right bitches, The Daily Grindhouse is back! And back in black with the funk.

Here is Black Sister's Revenge aka Emma Mae. This fine film has a tagline of "Mess with her man and she'll bust your face."

Check tha plot..
.Emma's man may have beaten her up, but this dishy black sister still wants him back. The problem? How to get the green to spring him from the Big House. The solution? Rob a bank, of course!

This one is recommended. Find it on amazon for the price of three 40oz's n change. Right here.

The 70's afros and wild polyester are in effect in this flick. Damn, I want these threads. Ain't no muthafuckin' thrift shop in the world got these diggs. All gone with the times, my man.

Here's a big 10 minutes of this funky flick cause damn ninja, I don't play...

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The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P.
The best in exploitation cinema from kung-fu to horror to afrocentric. 70's style. Ya' stupid muthafucka!