This is a flick that doesn't come out until the end of the year and damn, I'm super hyped. It was picked up at Sundance this year and ever since the trailer dropped online I've been patiently waiting to see this motherfucking modern day tribute to blaxploitation cinema.

When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.
It stars Michael Jai White who has a boatload of trashy flicks under his belt. Honestly, all you have to do is take The Dark Knight outta his resume and it's all D-grade cinema. Damn, MJW you a baaaaad mutha.

Check the red band trailer below. Is it just me or does that voiceover dude sound just like Dolemite?

Labels: 70s, 8 track, afro, ass kickin, black, blaxploitation, classic porn, dolemite, funk, gangsta, grindhouse, hoes, honkies, hooker, kung-fu, Pimp, rudy ray moore

This is classic early 80's Hollywood hooker trash. The clothing alone is so fucking bad it's...well it's still bad. Members Only jackets, dolphin shorts and brothers with beaded cornrows. Oh yeah, it's like that.
The white pimp is named "Ramrod" and he is a hillbilly. His vehicle is a Bronco with Ramrod painted on the back. I immediately thought Kill Bill and the Pussy Wagon. The dialogue is also priceless. The hookers discuss golden showers and say things like: "Girl, these cum freaks are all alike...they wanna pop twice for the same price!" Watch the below vid for more 80's Hollywood hooker action!

Labels: 80s, hoes, hooker, Pimp

Blaxploitation god Rudy Ray Moore aka DOLEMITE passed away Sunday night in Ohio. Sad news as the Dolemite films are some of the best grindhouse films ever.
Check out this article with the full details:
Rudy Ray dead at 81.

Now it's time to crack a brew and pop on a copy of Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law!

Labels: dolemite, Pimp, rudy ray moore

"Put your weight on it! Put your weight on it!" Rudy Ray Moore plays disco DJ extraordinaire Tucker Williams aka The Disco Godfather.

This ghetto ass flick turns into a PCP drug binge nightmare when a disco dancer at the Blueberry Hill discotheque freaks out on the shit! Some scenes are creepy slash scary on the "Damn, I feel like I'm gonna hallunicate" tip.

DJ Tucker Williams knows how to throw a party, don't forget your bellbottoms and platform shoes, y'all.Rudy Ray has a few moments where he incorporates his classic filthy raps, horrible acting and kung fu. It's time to get funky and get down with the Disco Godfather.

Labels: disco, kung-fu, pcp, Pimp

Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance tells the story of a black man who is thrown in jail and subject to heinous experiments. When his motherfuckin' ass is released he is out for revenge.

Here's the twist, his murder weapon is his penis. Yes, fo' real, he kills with his dick.

This was written & directed by Jamaa Fanaka from the Penitentiary series. This is 70's hood all the way. Shot in Compton and Watts - so you know it's the real deal.

This film is really one black man's love letter to his own genitals. Yeah, it's so ridiculous, it must be seen to be believed.

Someone help this man!!! He's being choked to death by a large black man!Okay, nuff said...here's original trailer:

Labels: 70s, bitches, black, blaxploitation, Pimp, revenge, soul

"I'll show ya how to handcuff lightning, chain thunder, walk through a graveyard and put the dead at a wonder." - Yaphet Kotto.

Kotto plays Daddy Fox and he's the master with the scam. Rudy Ray Moore plays Glitterin' Goldie and he also runs the hustle. This is the same hustle that Mr. Orange lays on Joe in Reservoir Dogs. The trailer below reveals this.

Rudy Ray is only in this film for a couple of scenes, but he is in it long enough to notice his fucked up afro-like chest hair.
There's more jive talkin' in this flick that any other of its time. 70's ghetto slang all up and down this mofo. Ebonics ain't got shit on jive talkin'. Can you dig it?

This trailer says it all my brotha.

Labels: afro, black, blaxploitation, dolemite, funk, Pimp, rolls royce, soul

Willie D is a muthafuck'n pimp extraordinaire. He keeps his bitches in check and picks up new ones on the regular. If I wasn't so white I'd be pimpin' hoes full-time instead of sitting in a shitty ass cubicle all day.
Sorry, got off track. Anyway, Willie D must go up against rival pimps and that's where a man has to make a decision. Either continue with the game or fly straight.

The brotha who played Willie D, Roscoe Orman, later in his career played Gordon on Sesame Street!

This movie showcases the most extravagant threads I've ever seen on a pimp. This ain't no new school shit. We're talking furs, bell-bottoms and a lot of jewelry.

Check out his hoes, notice he's got a good mix. Asian, black, redhead and even a mocha one for good measure!Here's a funky song from the soundtrack. (side note, the Wu-Tang Clan sampled this track for the song "Uzi Pinky Ring" from their Iron Flag record) Willie Dynamite Track.

This may not be as good as The Mack or Superfly, but its damn close. So don't be a square, peep this scene!

Labels: bitches, blaxploitation, gangsta, hoes, money, Pimp, rolls royce