THE DAILY GRIND(HOUSE)
...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
I remember being around 11yrs old (circa '84) where I first started watching Friday the 13th parts I thru IV. Before seeing the films I was always fascinated by the ads in the newspaper and on TV. Ahh, the good old days.

Relive some of those days by watching a cool doc about Jason Voorhees. The sweetest part about this is all the original cast members make an appearance to talk about their scenes. It's interesting to check out n see how they've all aged. Most share some great insight into production and funny onset stories. Plus (make-up fx artist) Tom Savini hosts the doc to boot.
They even interview the chubby girl from part IV that gets stabbed from the back while eating a banana. Also, great interviews from the people that played Jason too.This is worth checking out if you're a Camp Crystal Lake fan.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Super trashy flick from Spain. All types of bullshit goes on here. Wow. I'll start with the karate fight sequences, they are ridiculous. One of those deals where the actors aren't even close to hittin' the other guy - like a mile off. Had to be done in one take.

This is your typical revenge movie when the bad guys are some wannabe Nazi bikers. This is their cheesy leader.
Check out the rest of his crew...
There's a good amount of sex and violence. One problem - beware - also one too many naked dude shots. Sup with that? Although the one naked dude doin' karate is funny as all hell. Here's a 3 minute clip to see the dealio. Or find the whole flick elsewhere online. It's craptastic.

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I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

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Monday, June 1, 2009
Seriously WTF? Hard Ticket To Hawaii is an explosive cocktail of guns, drugs and breasts. It's a deadly combination that everyone must see. Not to mention a soundtrack that is painfully 80's. The cheese factor is off the freakin' charts.

This is the 2nd film of Andy Sidaris' L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies series. There's 12 films in this series based around a team of secret agents. Hot secret agents. Here's Dona Speir (Playboy Playmate March 1984) doing some undercover work.I can go on and on and I will. Nunchucks, ninja stars and chicks with motherfucking ROCKET LAUNCHERS!
Okay, stop what you're doing and watch this quick clip from HTTH titled "Skater's Death" and then feel free to post a comment. Enjoy.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
This is my 3rd favorite gore film next to the original Evil Dead and Peter Jackson's Dead Alive. It is nastier than these titles on the level that the blood flows in a non joking manner. It is just down right sick.

A demented a little boy chops his mommy's head off while she is having sex. OUCH!!! The camera doesn't cut away in the gore. The gore scenes were said to be shot by Tom (Dawn of the Dead) Savini. But from my understanding he had nothing to do with this flick. That doesn't matter as these scenes are fan-friggin-tastic on the blood level...WOW!!!There's not much online with this puppy, but trust me find it...it's disturbing in the bad way...the bad way that you need it for the gory finale. It's a finale that makes me cringe.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Aka "Firecracker" Tagline: She'll send you to heaven and then to hell!

A U.S. Martial arts instructor (and she's a hottie) travels to the orient in search of her missing sister. While looking for her sis she kicks major ass all over the place. This trashy flick was directed by Cirio H. Santiago. I bet the "H" stands for Hard-fuckin-core cause he has a massive ass kickin' grindhouse resume. Check out my post for T.N.T. Jackson also directed by Cirio.
I know what you're thinkin' - the word "naked" is in the title - does it deliver any nudity? Yes. One fight sequence our hero hottie accidentally loses an article of clothing after each boss she defeats. By the time we get to the end of the scene she is down to just her panties. It's so freakin' ridiculous and awesome at the exact same time. I've done you right by posting the scene below...enjoy.

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Monday, June 2, 2008
The title says it all. This is the mother of all Dwarfsploitation films coming direct from Denmark. I'd say Terror of Tiny Town would be a close 2nd.

The Sinful Dwarf is so over the top with nudity, sex and disturbing images I had to watch something G rated after to try and erase it from my mind. To sum it up, a dwarf lures young women (with his creepy toy dolls) to his mother's attic where they are chained up and sold for sex. To top it off the dwarf has a Hitler accent. It just doesn't get any sleazier, folks.

Here's a nice shot of our dwarf friend playing with his stuffed animals.I felt dirty yet oddly turned on wathing this. Sure, I may be out of my head but some of these chicks he lures in are hot! Check the vid below for the creepy opening scene complete with a barking stuffed doggy. I feel dirty just thinking about it and I need a shower now!

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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Five cowgirls live on a ranch with no men. (I know, that's a good start) These cowgirls actually loathe men. They drag them in, steal their loot and often kill for fun! That's right, feminism exploitation style.

Al Adamson directed this sleazefest of a flick. Lon Chaney Jr (raging alcoholic) also co-stars in this and it's worth noting this was his last film. He was wasted for this entire shoot. He can be seen in the trailer below drinking, what else?
Also, this was shot at the Spahn Movie Ranch at the time that it was occupied by the Manson Family. Crazy shit.

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

An autistic (and creepy) boy gets a bath from his mom at one point of this movie and then his teddy bear starts talking to him. Because of this its hard to take your eyes off this little fuckin weirdo kid.

Eventually, he comes across man eating creatures in the forest called Trogs. Between the HORRIBLE acting, the Trogs and the last minute jokey ending this one is a classic piece of trash.



Watch ASAP.

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