I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, bitches, cheese, panty shots, pot, sex, sleaze, tarantino, teen sex

Aka "Firecracker" Tagline: She'll send you to heaven and then to hell!

A U.S. Martial arts instructor (and she's a hottie) travels to the orient in search of her missing sister. While looking for her sis she kicks major ass all over the place. This trashy flick was directed by Cirio H. Santiago. I bet the "H" stands for Hard-fuckin-core cause he has a massive ass kickin' grindhouse resume. Check out my post for T.N.T. Jackson also directed by Cirio.
I know what you're thinkin' - the word "naked" is in the title - does it deliver any nudity? Yes. One fight sequence our hero hottie accidentally loses an article of clothing after each boss she defeats. By the time we get to the end of the scene she is down to just her panties. It's so freakin' ridiculous and awesome at the exact same time. I've done you right by posting the scene below...enjoy.

Labels: hot girl, karate, kung-fu, sex, sleaze

Tagline: Kung-fu girls on a rampage! These chicks are tough and damn they're 70's hotties too.
To sum it up: it's hotties vs. grindhouse legend Sid Haig. Can't go wrong with that combo.

The all female Kung-fu army also experiments with brain transplants leading us to the mad scientist and Frakenzombie action! Phew...this is for the 2 am smokers fo' sho.
I also dig on the Aka's for this picture: "Chinese Puzzle," "The Deadly and the Beautiful" & "The Women of Transplant Island." The latter one being my personal fave. Enjoy this sweet trailer which includes some badass narration and funky beats in the background.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, pot, sex, smoke

The title says it all. This is the mother of all Dwarfsploitation films coming direct from Denmark. I'd say Terror of Tiny Town would be a close 2nd.

The Sinful Dwarf is so over the top with nudity, sex and disturbing images I had to watch something G rated after to try and erase it from my mind. To sum it up, a dwarf lures young women (with his creepy toy dolls) to his mother's attic where they are chained up and sold for sex. To top it off the dwarf has a Hitler accent. It just doesn't get any sleazier, folks.

Here's a nice shot of our dwarf friend playing with his stuffed animals.I felt dirty yet oddly turned on wathing this. Sure, I may be out of my head but some of these chicks he lures in are hot! Check the vid below for the creepy opening scene complete with a barking stuffed doggy. I feel dirty just thinking about it and I need a shower now!

Labels: crazy, disturbed, dwarf, midget, sex, sleaze, teen sex

Five cowgirls live on a ranch with no men. (I know, that's a good start) These cowgirls actually loathe men. They drag them in, steal their loot and often kill for fun! That's right, feminism exploitation style.

Al Adamson directed this sleazefest of a flick. Lon Chaney Jr (raging alcoholic) also co-stars in this and it's worth noting this was his last film. He was wasted for this entire shoot. He can be seen in the trailer below drinking, what else?
Also, this was shot at the Spahn Movie Ranch at the time that it was occupied by the Manson Family. Crazy shit.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, cult, feminism, sex, sleaze, spaghetti western

Every once and while I gotta post a campy sexploitation flick. FACT. Sure these are NSFW, NWS and NSS but really it's only some T&A.

Superchick aka Tara B. True is a stewardess by day and a karate choppin' nymphomanic by night. Nymphos with kung-fu skills rule and that's why the 70's were the shizznit.

The only reason to watch this is for titties and cheesy dialogue. Superchick delivers on both accounts. Two classic sex kittens are exposed in this flick. 70's adult star Candy Samples and Penthouse pet Uschi Digard and she gets a whipping! BCI put this out on their Grindhouse Double Feature DVD series complete with grind trailers and bumpers. Here's the campy trailer...

Labels: 70s, bad dialogue, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, nude, pot, sex

Typical slasher plot: A young boy is exposed to a photo of a naked woman, goes bezerk and chops up his mother up with an axe. Flash forward, he is now an adult doing it all over again. Goddamnit, if that ain't the best formula for a flick I don't know what is!

My favorite quote ,"The most beautiful thing in the world is... smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time." Truer words have never been spoken in the history of man.
Pieces has it all chainsaw massacres, disco aerobics, a random kung-fu master, pornographic jizsaw puzzles and a girl wetting her pants. Seriously, put that all in a soup and I'd eat it!

Check out this scene with a gardener trimming some bushes!

And for the record, this is the greatest slasher film of all time.

Labels: bad dialogue, chainsaw, children, disco, disturbed, pot, sex, slasher

Yup, you may have guessed by the title, this is a Terminator rip off. I'd sum up the plot, but I think you can figure it out.

Sure, this movie came out in 1988 which was after the grindhouse craze. But I say forget that, this puppie is classic grind straight from Indonesia. The tagline on the poster alone is horribly brilliant. The dialogue is so aweful is turns into comedy gold! In fact, at one point someone says "I'm not a lady, I'm an anthropologist!"

This Terminator dismembers her male victims in unthinkable manners. She's one nasty bitch.
I'd rather watch this over the James Cameron version any fuckin' day. Why you ask? This version has more sex, violence and mullets.

The DVD was released by Mondo Macabro and they did a great job on this disc. The transfer is decent, there's a doc on Indonesian exploitation cinema and alternate scenes. What more can you ask for from a rare film? Now watch the freakin' trailer!

Labels: bad dialogue, Indonesian, rip off, sex, terminator