Here we have a gore video mix. This be one ya gotta check out, my ninjas. Horror Culture Jam style.

Two words "good shit". These sick muthafuckas put together a Best of the Best (No, not Eric Roberts Karate movie) horror bloody freakin' masterpiece. Tons of blood.

Let's all get desensitized together!!! Fuck it.

These twisted mofo's know their shit too.

All the real gore is represented here. Such as, The City of the Living Dead, Gore Gore Girls, City of the Living Dead, The Grapes of Death, Gore Gore Girls, Ken Park, The Burning, Snuff Perversions 2, Violent Shit 3, Slumber Party Massacre 2, The Burning, Nightbeast, Phenomena, Philosphy of a Knife, Nekromantik 2, Massacro, Horrible, Faceless, Fantom Kiler, Evil Dead Trap, Bay of Blood. Just to name a few... It's all mashed together to make your mental mind happy. Definitely go to their website for some wicked madness. Check 'em here at www.sodomatik.tk

And you can preview a clip now or fuck off and die and why are you at this site anyway, dammit.

Labels: blood, evil dead, exploitation, gore, grindhouse, horror, zombie

Okay, now we got the 3-D version coming out...which I personally can't wait for...it's time to look into the original.

This is a classic slasher with extra creepiness to boot. This film has a claustrophobic feel with mine tunnels and eerie gore. Also, ya get to laugh at the group of goofy early 80's working class people with the typical bad acting and hairdos.

Harry Warden is a way cooler killer than Jason or Michael Myers with the gas mask and pick axe and in my book its its over.I remember watching this film as a kid and I loved it. Now its out on DVD with all the gore, finally! I know what I'm watching every valentine's day. Harry Warden, you are a slasher god and that was true even before the 2009 3-D version. Thanks for the gory memories.

Here's the original 1981 TV spot. Classic material.

Labels: blood, cult, exploitation, friday the 13th, slasher

Aka "Zombie Flesh Eaters"
Lucio Fulci directs this zombie flick in an attempt to capitalize off the success of George A. Romero's "Dawn of The Dead." An attempt that worked. This puppy grossed over 30 million - which is a whole lot o' loot back in '79.

Fulci lets the blood spray throughout this classic grindhouse masterpiece. It also has the greatest zombie scene ever in it. The underwater zombie versus shark scene. When the ravenous zombie takes a bite out of the shark its nothing short of brilliant. Please believe it.It starts off in NYC and then journeys through the Caribbean Islands where a whole island of these flesh eaters make their home. I could give ya the entire plot, but its not necessary. It is exactly what you expect it to be - a fuckin' blast...watch the trailer...then post a comment, mofo!

Labels: blood, Italian, zombie

Hmmmm...where do I begin on this freakin' title? Oh yeah, like every other film on my site this one is horrible. To sum it up: a construction worker hates dealing with his wife's terrible cooking so much he decides to choke her to death and stick her in the microwave. He continues to do this to every girl he comes across.

The lead actor who plays the microwavin' maniac is Jackie Vernon. Who is best known as the voice of Frosty the Snowman! After further research it appears he was also a stand up comedian for some of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. Which would also explain the bad one-liners he delivers throughout the flick. Here's an example:

Donald: I'm so hungry I could eat a whore.

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Sam: Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know

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May: Some men, you should know, still find me attractive
[starts rubbing herself]
Donald: How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute
The gore FX are sooo cheap n' cheesy lookin' I can't begin to explain it. Check out the beheaded wife below to see just how bad the FX are!One other important note: These is a lot of gratuitous nudity throughout. Yay! Titties, titties and more titties. All that being said...this cheesefest rocks. Highly recommended. (if you can find a copy!) Check out the clip below, mofo.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, blood, hot girl, retarded

Aka "Undead Pool"
Phew...that's one hell of a title (best I've stumbled across in a while) and only the Japanese can put together this wacky of a movie. To sum it up: A mysterious virus spreads throughout a girls' high school eventually turning everyone but the swim team into zombies. Now the swim team must fight to stay alive.
Two things happen in this J-sploitation flick. Zombies kill and lesbianism. If those things are your bag then this trash should not be thrown away.If I where to write the tagline for this flick it would go: First, the panty shots. Second, the blood sprays and finally the female swim team must kick ass!

No trailer on youtube at this time...

The only spot online to view this trailer is here. And its NSFW, so be careful, Mofo!

Labels: blood, japanese, lesbians, panty shots, zombie

It's time to go new school on y'all asses. Yep, thats right, we got some grind coming out in the '08 straight outta Japan.

The Machine Girl has gore, ninjas, chainsaws, a flying guillotine and (a cinema first) drill bra! It's a thing of beauty and it's part of the new wave Japanese splatter punk revolution.

This is a classic revenge film where the protagonist wears a schoolgirl uniform, has a machine gun for an arm and the viewer gets an occasional panty shot. Need I say more?

When the blood sprays in this flick - it sprays so much you'd think the production crew must have worn raincoats. Fuck, why does America get stuck with bullshit torture porn Saw films? Maybe its time to move to Japan.Okay, as usual, I've made my point and I like to keep it short n' sweet. So watch this trailer and go pick it up on DVD. It's worth it.

Labels: blood, chainsaw, karate, kill bill, killers, kung-fu, leatherface, ninjas

I go by the aka on this title: City of The Walking Dead. It's one of my personal favorite zombie films. This Italian classic was directed by Umberto Lenzi.

It's nice n' bloody and these zombies aren't your normal zombies. They move fast and that's what seperates it from a lot of other zombie flicks.

There's a great scene at a local discotech and the disco dancing is piss your pants hilarious - followed by a zombie hittin' the dancefloor and biting off a chick's tit! Freakin' graphic.

As you can see below the make-up and gore effects are very good in this bloodbath of a production.


Yet another quality Blue Underground DVD release, so check that and of course the trailer below...

Labels: blood, disco, zombie

The Deadly Spawn aka Return of The Aliens: The Deadly Spawn is an Alien rip-off flick. Actually the producers tried to add "Return" to the title to make it seem like the actual sequel to Alien. Tricky Bastards!

My favorite scene is when a group of old ladies are hanging out having a good time until the little alien babies invade their home and begin to suck their blood like leeches.

These aliens will gnaw your damn head off and spit out your fuckin' skull.This flick is super gory. A must see for any fan of the genre. Luckily, Synapse Films has put out a quality DVD worthy of picking up.

Eventually they take over the small town, growing bigger and bigger...

Labels: alien, ass kickin, blood, chainsaw, crazy, disturbed, horror, rip off

Jimmy Wang Yu is the White Dragon. A one man wrecking crew with his steel spear aka "six feet of silver death."

Sure, Wang Yu has been in a ton of classics, but this one is solid on the trash scale. Bad dubbing, missing footage, scratchy transfer, wacky sound effects...blaze it up cause it's all here.

The White Dragon must save the Chinese nation from tyrannical destruction all by himself. The leads us to a strong 30 minute grand finale of Wang Yu spearing suckers to death. Zero dialogue in the second half, just killing. That's the way I like it!

When our hero spears an enemy through the chest they don't bother to make it look real. It's the obvious hold the spear under the armpit trick.

The White Dragon fights General Tai in the final battle with a shocking ending.Another noteworthy thing is the horrible 80's prog rock song in the opening credits. The band is called Flood and the song soooo doesn't fit in this flick!

Another ass kickin' trailer...strictly droppin' gems on y'all.

Labels: action, asian, ass kickin, bad dialogue, blood, jimmy wang yu, karate, kill bill, kung-fu, Shaw Brothers

A young female has nightmares of violent murders and before you know it she finds her boyfriend dead. No, I'm not talkin' about Nightmare on Elm Street - this flick came out 2 years before. I'll call it the original dream slasher.

I found myself questioning is this her dream or reality? Oh my god! What's she gonna do? For christ's sake someone get me another beer. I'm not drunk enough yet!

The gore in this is pretty realistic and it has an overall creepy feel. It's trash and it's perfect for late nite viewing.

This thing is evil, it screams and it oozes puss - so don't fuck with it!At one point, an unaware girlfriend kisses her boyfriend's head just after it was decapitated. Now that's messed up.Allow me to quote the trailer: "If its only a nightmare...why is everybody DEAD?!"

Labels: blood, disturbed, dream, freddy krueger, horror, nightmare on elm street, slasher

Motel Hell taught me at an early age never to eat at a restaurant/ meathouse that 's located next to the motel your staying at. Why? Cause that burger your eating is made from motel guests. I think I got a pube caught between my teeth eating near a motel one time. I'll save that story for a later post though.

This slasher takes a bit from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and that's definitely a good thing. But, instead of a Leatherface skin mask you get a monstrous pig mask!All bullshit aside, I really love the chainsaw duel towards the end. Just thinkin' about it makes me tingly in the lower groin area because I'm a freak. Wolfman Jack is thrown in as the kooky town preacher. I guess that's a redundant statement since kooky and preacher go hand in hand. Anyway, Praise the Lord!

Whatever you do stay out of the motel bath! Don't these people ever learn?
This trailer has a great voice over that makes me think Eli Roth used this as a reference for his Thanksgiving trailer...

Labels: blood, chainsaw, garden, horror, leatherface, pig, slasher, wolfgang jack

Director Chang Cheh and producer Run Run Shaw bring us this hard hittin' kung-fu film. The story revolves around a young fighter who travels to Singapore to make a name on the streets.

This flick may start off slow, but it ends with a battle to the death! I saved you the trouble and posted the grand finale below...cause I'm good like that.

Boxer From Shantung inspired Quentin Tarantino. Who re-created the teahouse scene for the Kill Bill 'House of Blue Leaves' sequence.

Throw a mask on these bad guys below and PRESTO you got The Crazy 88's!
This is hands down the bloodiest kung-fu film of the early to mid seventies. Do yourself a favor and watch the ass whoopin!

Labels: action, blood, kill bill, kung-fu, revenge, Shaw Brothers