Holy hot mother of all the creamy goodness! It's the reel deal Machete trailer. With DeNiro! Alba! Seagal! Lohan! (in Nun outfit!) Wowzers.Danny Trejo is the man, fuck Arizona! One of the best faux trailers in the 2007 Grindhouse flick. Next to Thanksgiving. That is also slated for 2011 release. Yesssss!
Can't wait for this one. Drops in September! Trailer below...
The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P. The best in exploitation cinema from kung-fu to horror to afrocentric. 70's style. Ya' stupid muthafucka!