This is a flick that doesn't come out until the end of the year and damn, I'm super hyped. It was picked up at Sundance this year and ever since the trailer dropped online I've been patiently waiting to see this motherfucking modern day tribute to blaxploitation cinema.

When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.
It stars Michael Jai White who has a boatload of trashy flicks under his belt. Honestly, all you have to do is take The Dark Knight outta his resume and it's all D-grade cinema. Damn, MJW you a baaaaad mutha.

Check the red band trailer below. Is it just me or does that voiceover dude sound just like Dolemite?

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Aka "Ghetto Warriors"
Watts, CA is a motherfuckin' mess and when some stupid crackers try to run shit...look out cause the Black Gestapo is right there to stick it to the man! Damn, they would not make a flick like this ever again.These militant brothers take control of the ghetto and pull some white bitches to boot. One of which is Uschi Digard of Russ Meyer Supervixens fame. This flick doesn't cheat ya on skin - lots of titties and 70's bush...BAM!

A scene that will stick with ya involves the militant brothers bustin' into the evil honkies home. Then they chop off a certain thing you never want chopped off . Ouch!
The soundtrack is funky - lots of wah-wah guitar n' groovin' basslines. Too bad the DVD I have is in mono and the sound is shitty. Either way it's worth checkin' out - view the original theatrical trailer now cause its way over the top and waaaay badasssssss....

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Enter Jim "Dragon" Kelly! It's about time I stepped up n' dropped some afro kung-fu on this site. There's no better way to start than with Jim Kelly. Sure, he made a brief appearance in my last post, Mr. No legs, but Black Belt Jones showcases him nicely.

This suckas also directed by Robert Clouse. The mofo behind Enter The Dragon! And Black Belt Jones' got Scatman Crothers to boot.


It's the typical karate master against the mafia story here. Except here we get the Blaxploitation/ Martial Arts mix. Of course the soundtrack is as funky as a batch of collard greens with butter and a splash of hot sauce. BAM!

Just as you might expect - Mr. Jones kicks ass all up n' down the neighborhood car wash for the grand finale. Nice short-shorts.Yet another classic 70's Blaxploitation trailer with a great voice over...

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Tagline: "Men call him Savage, women call him all the time!"

Savage is a mercenary played by James Inglehardt, a mercenary with some serious sideburns.

After being charged for a crime he didn't commit, Savage uses his cheesy karate skills and his all female commando squad (led by Carol Speed) to kill the bad guys.

This was helmed by Cirio H. Santiago. This guy has a great grindhouse resume under his belt. He also did T.N.T. Jackson which I reviewed earlier this month.

The soundtrack is definitely funky and there's plenty of nude scenes to boot. (I had to take this pic myself since there's nothing online for this flick!)At one point, Savage makes a molotov cocktail/flamethrower thing that kicks friggin' ass! Warning: cheesy trailer goodness ahead!

Labels: afro, ass kickin, bitches, black, blaxploitation, funk, hoes, karate, kung-fu, soul

"I'll show ya how to handcuff lightning, chain thunder, walk through a graveyard and put the dead at a wonder." - Yaphet Kotto.

Kotto plays Daddy Fox and he's the master with the scam. Rudy Ray Moore plays Glitterin' Goldie and he also runs the hustle. This is the same hustle that Mr. Orange lays on Joe in Reservoir Dogs. The trailer below reveals this.

Rudy Ray is only in this film for a couple of scenes, but he is in it long enough to notice his fucked up afro-like chest hair.
There's more jive talkin' in this flick that any other of its time. 70's ghetto slang all up and down this mofo. Ebonics ain't got shit on jive talkin'. Can you dig it?

This trailer says it all my brotha.

Labels: afro, black, blaxploitation, dolemite, funk, Pimp, rolls royce, soul

Jeannie Bell is an old school, chocolate hottie and Playboy Playmate of October 1969. In this film she stars as a karate expert searching for her brother's killer.

One scene is a sleazy, topless cat fight between Jeannie Bell and some other buxom 70's babe. And this cat fight is all kung-fu baby. It works on all levels.

Check the funky-ass trailer...


Here's her Playmate pic...Hot!

Seriously, Jeannie Bell gives Pam Grier a run for her money in dis stank piece o' trash! My question is why'd she cover up her muff in this photo? (And yeah, I went there)

Labels: 70s, afro, ass kickin, black, blaxploitation, funk, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, nude, soul