I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, bitches, cheese, panty shots, pot, sex, sleaze, tarantino, teen sex

I know that's a fuckin' awesome film title, right? This is sooooo bad and we're talkin' Robo Vampire levels here. (see Robo Vampire below for more on that) Catman is another cut n' paste flick by by my main man Godfrey Ho. Check out the cute kitty Catman logo - real tough for a superhero...meow:The plot (if there is one) is best put together by some mofo on IMDb: One half of the movie follows a guy named Sam and his friend Gus. Sam gets scratched by a radioactive cat in a fight with some wacky drug addicts and achieves amazing super powers. He then puts on a stupid costume and decides to fight some bad guys using his new powers, including a crazed priest named Cheever. The other half of the movie is a about a whole bunch of Asian people that are just beating each other up for no reason, including a tall guy with an eyepatch and a woman that looks like a man. They have no real purpose in the movie, and seem to just be throw in.Sam figures out he has the radioactive Catman abilities when he is able to turn the TV on and off by pointing at it. Then he lights a cigarette with his mind. And the rest is bad cinema history. Check out the scene posted below for more Catman and if ya really want more you can do a double feature with the sequel: Catman in Boxer's Blow. I know, I couldn't believe it either.

Labels: bad dialogue, cheese, superhero

Wanna take a time machine back to the early computer age? Yeah, fuck that, me neither. Electric Dreams does provide for some great 80's cheese whiz tho. And ya can watch most of the flick on youtube...yeaher!

A PC and his human owner find themselves in a romantic rivalry over a young Virginia Madsen. This computer is creepy, obsessive and it wants some hard drive on muff penetration. That PC's a lil slut!
One scene, she plays the cello and that crazy PC plays along, like the whore that it is! Actually the synth sounds are pretty fuckin' sweet. I remember seeing this on HBO back in the 80's and watchin' it hoping to see some titties, but no such luck! Either way, it's time to enjoy this totally tubular trailer...I'm going to the lobby to get myself a treat.

Labels: 80s, cheese, computer love