Seriously WTF? Hard Ticket To Hawaii is an explosive cocktail of guns, drugs and breasts. It's a deadly combination that everyone must see. Not to mention a soundtrack that is painfully 80's. The cheese factor is off the freakin' charts.

This is the 2nd film of Andy Sidaris' L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies series. There's 12 films in this series based around a team of secret agents. Hot secret agents. Here's Dona Speir (Playboy Playmate March 1984) doing some undercover work.I can go on and on and I will. Nunchucks, ninja stars and chicks with motherfucking ROCKET LAUNCHERS!
Okay, stop what you're doing and watch this quick clip from HTTH titled "Skater's Death" and then feel free to post a comment. Enjoy.

Labels: 80s, action, ass kickin, bad dialogue, hot girl, retarded, sleaze

Hmmmm...where do I begin on this freakin' title? Oh yeah, like every other film on my site this one is horrible. To sum it up: a construction worker hates dealing with his wife's terrible cooking so much he decides to choke her to death and stick her in the microwave. He continues to do this to every girl he comes across.

The lead actor who plays the microwavin' maniac is Jackie Vernon. Who is best known as the voice of Frosty the Snowman! After further research it appears he was also a stand up comedian for some of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. Which would also explain the bad one-liners he delivers throughout the flick. Here's an example:

Donald: I'm so hungry I could eat a whore.

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Sam: Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know

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May: Some men, you should know, still find me attractive
[starts rubbing herself]
Donald: How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute
The gore FX are sooo cheap n' cheesy lookin' I can't begin to explain it. Check out the beheaded wife below to see just how bad the FX are!One other important note: These is a lot of gratuitous nudity throughout. Yay! Titties, titties and more titties. All that being said...this cheesefest rocks. Highly recommended. (if you can find a copy!) Check out the clip below, mofo.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, blood, hot girl, retarded

A man unleashes an ancient curse that possesses the left hand of anyone that gets in its way. The only way for a possessed person to free themselves from this torment is to cut off their left hand after which it scurries away in search of its next victim.
Sam Raimi definitely saw this before penning Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. And that is probably the only reason to waste 78 minutes of your life watching this. I guess that and to see Russ Meyer hottie Haji strut her stuff around in a few scenes.

Another funny ass scene involves Samantha Eggar having a discussion with a mine worker as to the sex of a mine and whether mines get jealous. So fuckin' ridiculous - a definite WTF please rewind that scene moment. Here's the theatrical trailer which is also featured on 42nd Street Forever Volume 3. A must have trailer compilation for any Grindhouse fan!

Labels: curse, evil dead, hand, retarded