Super trashy flick from Spain. All types of bullshit goes on here. Wow. I'll start with the karate fight sequences, they are ridiculous. One of those deals where the actors aren't even close to hittin' the other guy - like a mile off. Had to be done in one take.

This is your typical revenge movie when the bad guys are some wannabe Nazi bikers. This is their cheesy leader.
Check out the rest of his crew...
There's a good amount of sex and violence. One problem - beware - also one too many naked dude shots. Sup with that? Although the one naked dude doin' karate is funny as all hell. Here's a 3 minute clip to see the dealio. Or find the whole flick elsewhere online. It's craptastic.

Labels: 80s, action, cult, hitler, hoes, karate, nude, sleaze

This is a flick that doesn't come out until the end of the year and damn, I'm super hyped. It was picked up at Sundance this year and ever since the trailer dropped online I've been patiently waiting to see this motherfucking modern day tribute to blaxploitation cinema.

When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.
It stars Michael Jai White who has a boatload of trashy flicks under his belt. Honestly, all you have to do is take The Dark Knight outta his resume and it's all D-grade cinema. Damn, MJW you a baaaaad mutha.

Check the red band trailer below. Is it just me or does that voiceover dude sound just like Dolemite?

Labels: 70s, 8 track, afro, ass kickin, black, blaxploitation, classic porn, dolemite, funk, gangsta, grindhouse, hoes, honkies, hooker, kung-fu, Pimp, rudy ray moore

This is classic early 80's Hollywood hooker trash. The clothing alone is so fucking bad it's...well it's still bad. Members Only jackets, dolphin shorts and brothers with beaded cornrows. Oh yeah, it's like that.
The white pimp is named "Ramrod" and he is a hillbilly. His vehicle is a Bronco with Ramrod painted on the back. I immediately thought Kill Bill and the Pussy Wagon. The dialogue is also priceless. The hookers discuss golden showers and say things like: "Girl, these cum freaks are all alike...they wanna pop twice for the same price!" Watch the below vid for more 80's Hollywood hooker action!

Labels: 80s, hoes, hooker, Pimp

Tagline: Kung-fu girls on a rampage! These chicks are tough and damn they're 70's hotties too.
To sum it up: it's hotties vs. grindhouse legend Sid Haig. Can't go wrong with that combo.

The all female Kung-fu army also experiments with brain transplants leading us to the mad scientist and Frakenzombie action! Phew...this is for the 2 am smokers fo' sho.
I also dig on the Aka's for this picture: "Chinese Puzzle," "The Deadly and the Beautiful" & "The Women of Transplant Island." The latter one being my personal fave. Enjoy this sweet trailer which includes some badass narration and funky beats in the background.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, pot, sex, smoke

Tagline: "Men call him Savage, women call him all the time!"

Savage is a mercenary played by James Inglehardt, a mercenary with some serious sideburns.

After being charged for a crime he didn't commit, Savage uses his cheesy karate skills and his all female commando squad (led by Carol Speed) to kill the bad guys.

This was helmed by Cirio H. Santiago. This guy has a great grindhouse resume under his belt. He also did T.N.T. Jackson which I reviewed earlier this month.

The soundtrack is definitely funky and there's plenty of nude scenes to boot. (I had to take this pic myself since there's nothing online for this flick!)At one point, Savage makes a molotov cocktail/flamethrower thing that kicks friggin' ass! Warning: cheesy trailer goodness ahead!

Labels: afro, ass kickin, bitches, black, blaxploitation, funk, hoes, karate, kung-fu, soul

Every once and while I gotta post a campy sexploitation flick. FACT. Sure these are NSFW, NWS and NSS but really it's only some T&A.

Superchick aka Tara B. True is a stewardess by day and a karate choppin' nymphomanic by night. Nymphos with kung-fu skills rule and that's why the 70's were the shizznit.

The only reason to watch this is for titties and cheesy dialogue. Superchick delivers on both accounts. Two classic sex kittens are exposed in this flick. 70's adult star Candy Samples and Penthouse pet Uschi Digard and she gets a whipping! BCI put this out on their Grindhouse Double Feature DVD series complete with grind trailers and bumpers. Here's the campy trailer...

Labels: 70s, bad dialogue, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, nude, pot, sex

Willie D is a muthafuck'n pimp extraordinaire. He keeps his bitches in check and picks up new ones on the regular. If I wasn't so white I'd be pimpin' hoes full-time instead of sitting in a shitty ass cubicle all day.
Sorry, got off track. Anyway, Willie D must go up against rival pimps and that's where a man has to make a decision. Either continue with the game or fly straight.

The brotha who played Willie D, Roscoe Orman, later in his career played Gordon on Sesame Street!

This movie showcases the most extravagant threads I've ever seen on a pimp. This ain't no new school shit. We're talking furs, bell-bottoms and a lot of jewelry.

Check out his hoes, notice he's got a good mix. Asian, black, redhead and even a mocha one for good measure!Here's a funky song from the soundtrack. (side note, the Wu-Tang Clan sampled this track for the song "Uzi Pinky Ring" from their Iron Flag record) Willie Dynamite Track.

This may not be as good as The Mack or Superfly, but its damn close. So don't be a square, peep this scene!

Labels: bitches, blaxploitation, gangsta, hoes, money, Pimp, rolls royce