I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, bitches, cheese, panty shots, pot, sex, sleaze, tarantino, teen sex

The title says it all. This is the mother of all Dwarfsploitation films coming direct from Denmark. I'd say Terror of Tiny Town would be a close 2nd.

The Sinful Dwarf is so over the top with nudity, sex and disturbing images I had to watch something G rated after to try and erase it from my mind. To sum it up, a dwarf lures young women (with his creepy toy dolls) to his mother's attic where they are chained up and sold for sex. To top it off the dwarf has a Hitler accent. It just doesn't get any sleazier, folks.

Here's a nice shot of our dwarf friend playing with his stuffed animals.I felt dirty yet oddly turned on wathing this. Sure, I may be out of my head but some of these chicks he lures in are hot! Check the vid below for the creepy opening scene complete with a barking stuffed doggy. I feel dirty just thinking about it and I need a shower now!

Labels: crazy, disturbed, dwarf, midget, sex, sleaze, teen sex

What was best way to pick up chicks in 1977? Buy a van. But this ain't no ordinary van. This ones got a waterbed, a table, mirrors, a party cup holder, CB radio, shag carpets, a toaster and a killer 8-track! Heck, all you gotta do is wait for the hot (and very hairy) 70's women to flock your way.

The Van is a teen sex romp movie with all the fix-ins. Sex, pot smoking and a goofy lead character named Bobby. Check out his hair and his smile. What a douche! Also, Danny DeVito plays the manager of the local car wash. Every 70's comedy needs a car wash manager and DeVito delivers the goods and when I say goods I mean he supplies the beer and pot. He's a nice little man.

So put on your sweetest leisure suit (I have a green one) and watch this quick 24 second trailer.

Labels: 8 track, devito, pot, teen sex, vans, waterbed