I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, bitches, cheese, panty shots, pot, sex, sleaze, tarantino, teen sex

Tagline: Kung-fu girls on a rampage! These chicks are tough and damn they're 70's hotties too.
To sum it up: it's hotties vs. grindhouse legend Sid Haig. Can't go wrong with that combo.

The all female Kung-fu army also experiments with brain transplants leading us to the mad scientist and Frakenzombie action! Phew...this is for the 2 am smokers fo' sho.
I also dig on the Aka's for this picture: "Chinese Puzzle," "The Deadly and the Beautiful" & "The Women of Transplant Island." The latter one being my personal fave. Enjoy this sweet trailer which includes some badass narration and funky beats in the background.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, pot, sex, smoke

Every once and while I gotta post a campy sexploitation flick. FACT. Sure these are NSFW, NWS and NSS but really it's only some T&A.

Superchick aka Tara B. True is a stewardess by day and a karate choppin' nymphomanic by night. Nymphos with kung-fu skills rule and that's why the 70's were the shizznit.

The only reason to watch this is for titties and cheesy dialogue. Superchick delivers on both accounts. Two classic sex kittens are exposed in this flick. 70's adult star Candy Samples and Penthouse pet Uschi Digard and she gets a whipping! BCI put this out on their Grindhouse Double Feature DVD series complete with grind trailers and bumpers. Here's the campy trailer...

Labels: 70s, bad dialogue, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, nude, pot, sex

What was best way to pick up chicks in 1977? Buy a van. But this ain't no ordinary van. This ones got a waterbed, a table, mirrors, a party cup holder, CB radio, shag carpets, a toaster and a killer 8-track! Heck, all you gotta do is wait for the hot (and very hairy) 70's women to flock your way.

The Van is a teen sex romp movie with all the fix-ins. Sex, pot smoking and a goofy lead character named Bobby. Check out his hair and his smile. What a douche! Also, Danny DeVito plays the manager of the local car wash. Every 70's comedy needs a car wash manager and DeVito delivers the goods and when I say goods I mean he supplies the beer and pot. He's a nice little man.

So put on your sweetest leisure suit (I have a green one) and watch this quick 24 second trailer.

Labels: 8 track, devito, pot, teen sex, vans, waterbed

Typical slasher plot: A young boy is exposed to a photo of a naked woman, goes bezerk and chops up his mother up with an axe. Flash forward, he is now an adult doing it all over again. Goddamnit, if that ain't the best formula for a flick I don't know what is!

My favorite quote ,"The most beautiful thing in the world is... smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time." Truer words have never been spoken in the history of man.
Pieces has it all chainsaw massacres, disco aerobics, a random kung-fu master, pornographic jizsaw puzzles and a girl wetting her pants. Seriously, put that all in a soup and I'd eat it!

Check out this scene with a gardener trimming some bushes!

And for the record, this is the greatest slasher film of all time.

Labels: bad dialogue, chainsaw, children, disco, disturbed, pot, sex, slasher

An autistic (and creepy) boy gets a bath from his mom at one point of this movie and then his teddy bear starts talking to him. Because of this its hard to take your eyes off this little fuckin weirdo kid.

Eventually, he comes across man eating creatures in the forest called Trogs. Between the HORRIBLE acting, the Trogs and the last minute jokey ending this one is a classic piece of trash.



Watch ASAP.

Labels: children, crazy, dolls, exploitation, films, horror, mom, pot, sleaze, smoke, teddy bears