I want to take a moment to talk about one of the best DVD production companies to drop quality shit. Severin Films has some titles that you may already know about and are a must to own for any Grindhouse collector.

One of my personal faves is Screwballs from 1983. This is easily the raunchiest sex romp of the early 80's. Bad acting, lame humor and large breasts. It's perfect.I remember seeing this on VHS back in the day and it still holds up. (Pun intended)This is a must buy on Amazon. It's cheapest there. If you don't believe me, read the Amazon reviewers. Classic sleaze cheese for your collection.

Another title Severin has is the original Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, I know. That's some heavy hittin' bullshit that we all love. In the meantime, check out this amazing montage for Screwballs.

Labels: 80s, bad dialogue, bitches, cheese, panty shots, pot, sex, sleaze, tarantino, teen sex

That's right bitches, The Daily Grindhouse is back! And back in black with the funk.

Here is Black Sister's Revenge aka Emma Mae. This fine film has a tagline of "Mess with her man and she'll bust your face."

Check tha plot...Emma's man may have beaten her up, but this dishy black sister still wants him back. The problem? How to get the green to spring him from the Big House. The solution? Rob a bank, of course!

This one is recommended. Find it on amazon for the price of three 40oz's n change. Right here.

The 70's afros and wild polyester are in effect in this flick. Damn, I want these threads. Ain't no muthafuckin' thrift shop in the world got these diggs. All gone with the times, my man.

Here's a big 10 minutes of this funky flick cause damn ninja, I don't play...

Labels: 70s, 8 track, bitches, black, blaxploitation, dolemite, grindhouse, soul

Aka "Ghetto Warriors"
Watts, CA is a motherfuckin' mess and when some stupid crackers try to run shit...look out cause the Black Gestapo is right there to stick it to the man! Damn, they would not make a flick like this ever again.These militant brothers take control of the ghetto and pull some white bitches to boot. One of which is Uschi Digard of Russ Meyer Supervixens fame. This flick doesn't cheat ya on skin - lots of titties and 70's bush...BAM!

A scene that will stick with ya involves the militant brothers bustin' into the evil honkies home. Then they chop off a certain thing you never want chopped off . Ouch!
The soundtrack is funky - lots of wah-wah guitar n' groovin' basslines. Too bad the DVD I have is in mono and the sound is shitty. Either way it's worth checkin' out - view the original theatrical trailer now cause its way over the top and waaaay badasssssss....

Labels: afro, ass kickin, bitches, black, blaxploitation, crackers, hitler, honkies

Tagline: Kung-fu girls on a rampage! These chicks are tough and damn they're 70's hotties too.
To sum it up: it's hotties vs. grindhouse legend Sid Haig. Can't go wrong with that combo.

The all female Kung-fu army also experiments with brain transplants leading us to the mad scientist and Frakenzombie action! Phew...this is for the 2 am smokers fo' sho.
I also dig on the Aka's for this picture: "Chinese Puzzle," "The Deadly and the Beautiful" & "The Women of Transplant Island." The latter one being my personal fave. Enjoy this sweet trailer which includes some badass narration and funky beats in the background.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, pot, sex, smoke

Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance tells the story of a black man who is thrown in jail and subject to heinous experiments. When his motherfuckin' ass is released he is out for revenge.

Here's the twist, his murder weapon is his penis. Yes, fo' real, he kills with his dick.

This was written & directed by Jamaa Fanaka from the Penitentiary series. This is 70's hood all the way. Shot in Compton and Watts - so you know it's the real deal.

This film is really one black man's love letter to his own genitals. Yeah, it's so ridiculous, it must be seen to be believed.

Someone help this man!!! He's being choked to death by a large black man!Okay, nuff said...here's original trailer:

Labels: 70s, bitches, black, blaxploitation, Pimp, revenge, soul

Five cowgirls live on a ranch with no men. (I know, that's a good start) These cowgirls actually loathe men. They drag them in, steal their loot and often kill for fun! That's right, feminism exploitation style.

Al Adamson directed this sleazefest of a flick. Lon Chaney Jr (raging alcoholic) also co-stars in this and it's worth noting this was his last film. He was wasted for this entire shoot. He can be seen in the trailer below drinking, what else?
Also, this was shot at the Spahn Movie Ranch at the time that it was occupied by the Manson Family. Crazy shit.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, cult, feminism, sex, sleaze, spaghetti western

Tagline: "Men call him Savage, women call him all the time!"

Savage is a mercenary played by James Inglehardt, a mercenary with some serious sideburns.

After being charged for a crime he didn't commit, Savage uses his cheesy karate skills and his all female commando squad (led by Carol Speed) to kill the bad guys.

This was helmed by Cirio H. Santiago. This guy has a great grindhouse resume under his belt. He also did T.N.T. Jackson which I reviewed earlier this month.

The soundtrack is definitely funky and there's plenty of nude scenes to boot. (I had to take this pic myself since there's nothing online for this flick!)At one point, Savage makes a molotov cocktail/flamethrower thing that kicks friggin' ass! Warning: cheesy trailer goodness ahead!

Labels: afro, ass kickin, bitches, black, blaxploitation, funk, hoes, karate, kung-fu, soul

Willie D is a muthafuck'n pimp extraordinaire. He keeps his bitches in check and picks up new ones on the regular. If I wasn't so white I'd be pimpin' hoes full-time instead of sitting in a shitty ass cubicle all day.
Sorry, got off track. Anyway, Willie D must go up against rival pimps and that's where a man has to make a decision. Either continue with the game or fly straight.

The brotha who played Willie D, Roscoe Orman, later in his career played Gordon on Sesame Street!

This movie showcases the most extravagant threads I've ever seen on a pimp. This ain't no new school shit. We're talking furs, bell-bottoms and a lot of jewelry.

Check out his hoes, notice he's got a good mix. Asian, black, redhead and even a mocha one for good measure!Here's a funky song from the soundtrack. (side note, the Wu-Tang Clan sampled this track for the song "Uzi Pinky Ring" from their Iron Flag record) Willie Dynamite Track.

This may not be as good as The Mack or Superfly, but its damn close. So don't be a square, peep this scene!

Labels: bitches, blaxploitation, gangsta, hoes, money, Pimp, rolls royce