Super trashy flick from Spain. All types of bullshit goes on here. Wow. I'll start with the karate fight sequences, they are ridiculous. One of those deals where the actors aren't even close to hittin' the other guy - like a mile off. Had to be done in one take.

This is your typical revenge movie when the bad guys are some wannabe Nazi bikers. This is their cheesy leader.
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There's a good amount of sex and violence. One problem - beware - also one too many naked dude shots. Sup with that? Although the one naked dude doin' karate is funny as all hell. Here's a 3 minute clip to see the dealio. Or find the whole flick elsewhere online. It's craptastic.

Labels: 80s, action, cult, hitler, hoes, karate, nude, sleaze

Okay, now we got the 3-D version coming out...which I personally can't wait for...it's time to look into the original.

This is a classic slasher with extra creepiness to boot. This film has a claustrophobic feel with mine tunnels and eerie gore. Also, ya get to laugh at the group of goofy early 80's working class people with the typical bad acting and hairdos.

Harry Warden is a way cooler killer than Jason or Michael Myers with the gas mask and pick axe and in my book its its over.I remember watching this film as a kid and I loved it. Now its out on DVD with all the gore, finally! I know what I'm watching every valentine's day. Harry Warden, you are a slasher god and that was true even before the 2009 3-D version. Thanks for the gory memories.

Here's the original 1981 TV spot. Classic material.

Labels: blood, cult, exploitation, friday the 13th, slasher

Directed by Godfrey Ho - who in my opinion is the Ed Wood of Asian cinema. He has been known to take 2 films, mash them together and create a new film. Cinema genius or lazy bastard? You decide.

Ninja The Protector is essentially the mother of all Godfrey Ho flicks. The main ingredient for Mr. Ho is casting American actor Richard Harrison. Who usually plays the Ninja Master.An Interpol officer (Harrison) is secretly a Ninja Master who must take down a counterfeiting ring and modeling school that is being operated by a cult of Evil Ninjas. Fuck yeah!

The dialogue is so bad - I guarantee you will be in shock. The Ninja outfits are so horrible - think pajamas. And every cheesy 80's Ninja weapon is used. Oh god, just thinkin' about it gives me a tingly sensation in my crotch and now I want to see it again...I love you Godfrey Ho, you're my hero!

Labels: ass kickin, cult, ninjas

Five cowgirls live on a ranch with no men. (I know, that's a good start) These cowgirls actually loathe men. They drag them in, steal their loot and often kill for fun! That's right, feminism exploitation style.

Al Adamson directed this sleazefest of a flick. Lon Chaney Jr (raging alcoholic) also co-stars in this and it's worth noting this was his last film. He was wasted for this entire shoot. He can be seen in the trailer below drinking, what else?
Also, this was shot at the Spahn Movie Ranch at the time that it was occupied by the Manson Family. Crazy shit.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, cult, feminism, sex, sleaze, spaghetti western

Three babies are born at the wrong time of the year making them killers by the age of 10! Another cheesy slasher flick that deserves some attention. Total body count in this lil gem is 8. Which is a bit low for my extreme taste but it still makes for some late night fun.



The best part of Bloody Birthday are the nude scenes of Julie Brown who's career peaked in Earth Girls Are Easy. I say forget that movie and check out this pic from Bloody Birthday. Damn, Julie Brown was hot back in the day!

She does a sexy little nude dance to put it over the top. Everybody knows a slasher flick ain't complete until we see some nudity. FACT.

Labels: cult, grindhouse, horror, Julie Brown, kids, killers, nude, slasher