THE DAILY GRIND(HOUSE)
...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance tells the story of a black man who is thrown in jail and subject to heinous experiments. When his motherfuckin' ass is released he is out for revenge.

Here's the twist, his murder weapon is his penis. Yes, fo' real, he kills with his dick.

This was written & directed by Jamaa Fanaka from the Penitentiary series. This is 70's hood all the way. Shot in Compton and Watts - so you know it's the real deal.

This film is really one black man's love letter to his own genitals. Yeah, it's so ridiculous, it must be seen to be believed.

Someone help this man!!! He's being choked to death by a large black man!Okay, nuff said...here's original trailer:

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Friday, May 16, 2008
Directed by William Lustig. (owner of Blue Underground DVD!) This is quality trash.

When Robert Forester's son is killed by gang members he decides to join a special underground vigilante group made up of ex-cops. Revenge is sweet. Forester working outside the law & Fred Williamson is in it too...FUCK YEAH.

Fans of Death Wish need to check this out - cause these filthy punks need to be blown away with their jean jackets and cheesy haircuts.

Time to clean up the streets. It is the only answer. Who really has time for the courts to sort out these scumbags? Just take 'em down. Fred Williamson provides some bad dialogue to throw this over the top: "You gotta moral obligation, the right of self preservation! Now you can run, you can hide, or we can start to live like human beings again! This is our Waterloo, baby!" His delivery sucks. Maybe next time get a second take?

Top notch early 80's grind with a rooftop shoot out ending that's full of blood & awesomeness...

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
This is my favorite hixploitation film. I guess Walking Tall would be the overall fave in this category, but not for me.

White Line fever's title may come off like a drug reference when actually it's the fatigue a driver gets from a long trip with nothing to stare at but the repetitive lines on the road.

Jan-Michael Vincent plays a truck driver that has been pushed to his limit. Does he decide to haul illegal goods or do he stick it to the man? Oh, you know Jan decides to stick it to the motherfuckin' man!

Jan-Michael contemplates how he will take down his enemies. Will his truck be his weapon of choice?I saw this at Tarantino's 2 month Grindhouse event here in L.A. last year. Of course, it was his personal print and it was in near mint condition.

Watch this back-to-back with Rolling Thunder if you really want to get crazy. Until then, check the TV spot.

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Queen of the Asian revenge film, Angela Mao is out to beat down the man who made her sister commit suicide. Angela is so lethal in this movie her look alone will make you piss your pants. I suggest wearing Depends or some other type of adult diaper when watching this film.

The distributors titled this film Deep Thrust to try and capitalize on the HUGE success of the XXX film Deep Throat. Those tricky bastards! Imagine being a kid thinkin' your about to enjoy a kung-fu movie and the next thing you know your watching a dude gettin' his knob slobbed. Ah... the good old days.

This also stars Sammo Hung (with a name like that he should've been in Deep Throat) as a bad guy and sure Sammo has a few tricks up his sleeve but he's no match for the Lady Whirlwind.
Shit, if I were a female MC, I'd go by Lady Whirlwind fo' sho! That's a badass name.

Okay, if you do anything today watch, no...listen to the announcer in this trailer for DEEP THRUST!

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Sunday, May 4, 2008
Director Chang Cheh and producer Run Run Shaw bring us this hard hittin' kung-fu film. The story revolves around a young fighter who travels to Singapore to make a name on the streets.

This flick may start off slow, but it ends with a battle to the death! I saved you the trouble and posted the grand finale below...cause I'm good like that.

Boxer From Shantung inspired Quentin Tarantino. Who re-created the teahouse scene for the Kill Bill 'House of Blue Leaves' sequence.

Throw a mask on these bad guys below and PRESTO you got The Crazy 88's!
This is hands down the bloodiest kung-fu film of the early to mid seventies. Do yourself a favor and watch the ass whoopin!


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