Tagline: Kung-fu girls on a rampage! These chicks are tough and damn they're 70's hotties too.
To sum it up: it's hotties vs. grindhouse legend Sid Haig. Can't go wrong with that combo.

The all female Kung-fu army also experiments with brain transplants leading us to the mad scientist and Frakenzombie action! Phew...this is for the 2 am smokers fo' sho.
I also dig on the Aka's for this picture: "Chinese Puzzle," "The Deadly and the Beautiful" & "The Women of Transplant Island." The latter one being my personal fave. Enjoy this sweet trailer which includes some badass narration and funky beats in the background.

Labels: ass kickin, bitches, hoes, hot girl, karate, kung-fu, pot, sex, smoke

No, this isn't Cannonball Run, but the plot is the same. This flick came out 5 years earlier. Both films were based on novels written by the same guy. So that's the connection. God damn those must be shitty novels.

David Carradine is the driver in this coast-to-coast carsploitation.

The cars in this flick are classic and they get smashed the fuck up! Providing the viewer with 90 minutes of brainless entertainment. Which is perfect after a long weekend of drinking n' smoking. Yes, by now you know I live a hedonistic lifestyle. Is there any other way?

Carradine drives a 1970 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. I guess 1970 was a kick ass year for badass cars. I actually caught this on cable over the weekend. So, now I need to add this cheese DVD to my collection. I'm not even posting the trailer cause this car crash/pile-up sequence is soooo friggin ridiculous I couldn't resist. Enjoy.

Labels: carsploitation, dream, kill bill, pabst blue ribbon, smoke

An autistic (and creepy) boy gets a bath from his mom at one point of this movie and then his teddy bear starts talking to him. Because of this its hard to take your eyes off this little fuckin weirdo kid.

Eventually, he comes across man eating creatures in the forest called Trogs. Between the HORRIBLE acting, the Trogs and the last minute jokey ending this one is a classic piece of trash.



Watch ASAP.

Labels: children, crazy, dolls, exploitation, films, horror, mom, pot, sleaze, smoke, teddy bears