Typical slasher plot: A young boy is exposed to a photo of a naked woman, goes bezerk and chops up his mother up with an axe. Flash forward, he is now an adult doing it all over again. Goddamnit, if that ain't the best formula for a flick I don't know what is!

My favorite quote ,"The most beautiful thing in the world is... smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time." Truer words have never been spoken in the history of man.
Pieces has it all chainsaw massacres, disco aerobics, a random kung-fu master, pornographic jizsaw puzzles and a girl wetting her pants. Seriously, put that all in a soup and I'd eat it!

Check out this scene with a gardener trimming some bushes!

And for the record, this is the greatest slasher film of all time.

Labels: bad dialogue, chainsaw, children, disco, disturbed, pot, sex, slasher

An autistic (and creepy) boy gets a bath from his mom at one point of this movie and then his teddy bear starts talking to him. Because of this its hard to take your eyes off this little fuckin weirdo kid.

Eventually, he comes across man eating creatures in the forest called Trogs. Between the HORRIBLE acting, the Trogs and the last minute jokey ending this one is a classic piece of trash.



Watch ASAP.

Labels: children, crazy, dolls, exploitation, films, horror, mom, pot, sleaze, smoke, teddy bears