Hmmmm...where do I begin on this freakin' title? Oh yeah, like every other film on my site this one is horrible. To sum it up: a construction worker hates dealing with his wife's terrible cooking so much he decides to choke her to death and stick her in the microwave. He continues to do this to every girl he comes across.
The lead actor who plays the microwavin' maniac is Jackie Vernon. Who is best known as the voice of Frosty the Snowman! After further research it appears he was also a stand up comedian for some of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. Which would also explain the bad one-liners he delivers throughout the flick. Here's an example:
Donald: I'm so hungry I could eat a whore. Sam: Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know May: Some men, you should know, still find me attractive [starts rubbing herself] Donald: How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute The gore FX are sooo cheap n' cheesy lookin' I can't begin to explain it. Check out the beheaded wife below to see just how bad the FX are!One other important note: These is a lot of gratuitous nudity throughout. Yay! Titties, titties and more titties. All that being said...this cheesefest rocks. Highly recommended. (if you can find a copy!) Check out the clip below, mofo.
Hello! We just started a new blog for Old Nick Magazine, and I just wanted to let you know that we link to the Daily Grind(House) Blog in the Blogroll.
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Haven't checked the site in a while cuz I was tired of seeing Dolemite. Anyway, glad to see some new additions like Vice Squad. Man, this was a must-see for the kids in our neighborhood during the earliest days of cable TV. And what can I say about Microwave Massacre? Worst/Best movie ever!
The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P. The best in exploitation cinema from kung-fu to horror to afrocentric. 70's style. Ya' stupid muthafucka!
well, @ least he's coming correct w/ some real gems up in here!
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