I finally watched TGP on DVD. I've been waiting for a while to see this and was excited since its directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura. (Make up effects for "The Machine Girl") I wasn't let down. I think he has a future in J-Splatter films and hopefully he continues to make more.

The plot is crazy even for Japanese cinema standards: Set in a future-world vision of Tokyo where the police have been privatized and bitter self-mutilation is so casual that advertising is often specially geared to the "cutter" demographic, this is the story of samurai-sword-wielding Ruka and her mission to avenge her father's assassination. Ruka is a cop from a squad who's mission is to destroy homicidal mutant humans known as "engineers" possessing the ability to transform any injury to a weapon in and of itself.The flick is influenced by the low budget Herschell Gordon Lewis films of the 60's and 80's David Cronenberg films. One can definitely say there's a bit of Paul Verhoeven's Robocop in there. Along with the obvious influences from its own Japanese culture such as Yokai Monsters. The gore factor gives Peter Jackson's Dead Alive a run for its money. That combo alone should let you know this is some wacked out shit!I'm a big fan of Eihi Shiina from "Audition" fame. She kicks ass and is cool doing it. Nuff said.Normally I like to watch foreign films subtitled not dubbed. The subtitled version usually keeps the experience authentic, but in this case I recommend the dubbed version. The voice over makes this wacky ride even wackier and works well as this flick is so over the top. Almost animated. Either way you should watch the trailer now and buy this DVD. It's worthy of adding to your collection. Also, I'm hearing a prequel is now in the works. YEAH-ER.

Labels: amputee, ass kickin, gore, horror, japanese, mutations

The title pretty much tells it all. Killer pussies with parasites that munch off your penis. Ouch!

This shit is wacky as fuck which is exactly why it's not surprising it is from Japan. Shot on digital video with a lot of cheesy after effects and the parasite looks like a rubber puppet, but the doesn't matter. It's basically an excuse to see busty Japanese girls squirm in a bloody mess all over the place. It's sick and it's wonderful.

Before their pussies are invaded by the sexual parasite these girls decide they must party! With a running time of 60 minutes this flick is quick and a lot of fun. Also noteworthy is the intro which is a homage to the Dead Alive intro. And here's what a killer pussy looks like:Check out this trailer which is NSFW...so be careful, mofo!

Labels: horror, hot girl, japanese, panty shots, penis

Aka "Undead Pool"
Phew...that's one hell of a title (best I've stumbled across in a while) and only the Japanese can put together this wacky of a movie. To sum it up: A mysterious virus spreads throughout a girls' high school eventually turning everyone but the swim team into zombies. Now the swim team must fight to stay alive.
Two things happen in this J-sploitation flick. Zombies kill and lesbianism. If those things are your bag then this trash should not be thrown away.If I where to write the tagline for this flick it would go: First, the panty shots. Second, the blood sprays and finally the female swim team must kick ass!

No trailer on youtube at this time...

The only spot online to view this trailer is here. And its NSFW, so be careful, Mofo!

Labels: blood, japanese, lesbians, panty shots, zombie