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...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Friday, June 20, 2008
This is one of the more hardcore early 80's slashers. A schizoid, serial killer randomly stalks and kills various young women in New York, which he sees as revenge for the mistreatment while being raised by his own abusive mother.

So, it's the typical slasher, but the 2 things that make this stand out are: Joe Spinell is the Maniac. Ya might must recognize Joe from The Godfather & the Rocky films. He's the motherfuckin' man. Heavy drinker too. And number 2: Tom Savini did the super realistic (and gory) make-up effectsIf you gonna pick up the DVD, buy the Blue Underground version. It's the best out there and includes a Joe Spinell documentary that is mind blowin. Proceed with caution: This trailer is bloody...

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
It's time to go new school on y'all asses. Yep, thats right, we got some grind coming out in the '08 straight outta Japan.

The Machine Girl has gore, ninjas, chainsaws, a flying guillotine and (a cinema first) drill bra! It's a thing of beauty and it's part of the new wave Japanese splatter punk revolution.

This is a classic revenge film where the protagonist wears a schoolgirl uniform, has a machine gun for an arm and the viewer gets an occasional panty shot. Need I say more?

When the blood sprays in this flick - it sprays so much you'd think the production crew must have worn raincoats. Fuck, why does America get stuck with bullshit torture porn Saw films? Maybe its time to move to Japan.Okay, as usual, I've made my point and I like to keep it short n' sweet. So watch this trailer and go pick it up on DVD. It's worth it.

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Friday, May 16, 2008
Directed by William Lustig. (owner of Blue Underground DVD!) This is quality trash.

When Robert Forester's son is killed by gang members he decides to join a special underground vigilante group made up of ex-cops. Revenge is sweet. Forester working outside the law & Fred Williamson is in it too...FUCK YEAH.

Fans of Death Wish need to check this out - cause these filthy punks need to be blown away with their jean jackets and cheesy haircuts.

Time to clean up the streets. It is the only answer. Who really has time for the courts to sort out these scumbags? Just take 'em down. Fred Williamson provides some bad dialogue to throw this over the top: "You gotta moral obligation, the right of self preservation! Now you can run, you can hide, or we can start to live like human beings again! This is our Waterloo, baby!" His delivery sucks. Maybe next time get a second take?

Top notch early 80's grind with a rooftop shoot out ending that's full of blood & awesomeness...

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Sunday, May 4, 2008
Three babies are born at the wrong time of the year making them killers by the age of 10! Another cheesy slasher flick that deserves some attention. Total body count in this lil gem is 8. Which is a bit low for my extreme taste but it still makes for some late night fun.



The best part of Bloody Birthday are the nude scenes of Julie Brown who's career peaked in Earth Girls Are Easy. I say forget that movie and check out this pic from Bloody Birthday. Damn, Julie Brown was hot back in the day!

She does a sexy little nude dance to put it over the top. Everybody knows a slasher flick ain't complete until we see some nudity. FACT.

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