...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Typical slasher plot: A young boy is exposed to a photo of a naked woman, goes bezerk and chops up his mother up with an axe. Flash forward, he is now an adult doing it all over again. Goddamnit, if that ain't the best formula for a flick I don't know what is!

My favorite quote ,"The most beautiful thing in the world is... smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time." Truer words have never been spoken in the history of man.
Pieces has it all chainsaw massacres, disco aerobics, a random kung-fu master, pornographic jizsaw puzzles and a girl wetting her pants. Seriously, put that all in a soup and I'd eat it!

Check out this scene with a gardener trimming some bushes!

And for the record, this is the greatest slasher film of all time.

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Anonymous L1F3 said...
Chainsaws have rarely been used to such effect in cinema before or after. Only "Phantasm II" has a better chainsaw kill in imho.

Blogger Russ said...
Me and my friends rented this movie back in like '85 and it became an instant classic. One that we would quote for years to come. The only one I can remember now is Christopher George of Rat Patrol fame exclaiming as he points a gun at some suspect, "Stop, or I'll BLOW your BRAINS out!" It was the way he said it that made it so funny. I couldn't find this movie listed on IMDB and it's not listed under Christopher George's work either. I wonder what gives. Ah, I see. It lists what I assume is the original title "Mil Gritos Tiene La Noche." This movie would make a great double-bill with Microwave Massacre.

The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P.
The best in exploitation cinema from kung-fu to horror to afrocentric. 70's style. Ya' stupid muthafucka!