What was best way to pick up chicks in 1977? Buy a van. But this ain't no ordinary van. This ones got a waterbed, a table, mirrors, a party cup holder, CB radio, shag carpets, a toaster and a killer 8-track! Heck, all you gotta do is wait for the hot (and very hairy) 70's women to flock your way.
The Van is a teen sex romp movie with all the fix-ins. Sex, pot smoking and a goofy lead character named Bobby. Check out his hair and his smile. What a douche! Also, Danny DeVito plays the manager of the local car wash. Every 70's comedy needs a car wash manager and DeVito delivers the goods and when I say goods I mean he supplies the beer and pot. He's a nice little man.
So put on your sweetest leisure suit (I have a green one) and watch this quick 24 second trailer.
I'm pretty sure that guy driving the van is the same guy who went on a date with Marsha Brady (Charlie I think)when she accidentally made 2 dates at the same time. It's also the ep where she gets fucked in the face with a football. He was the wimpy guy, not the jock stud.
The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P. The best in exploitation cinema from kung-fu to horror to afrocentric. 70's style. Ya' stupid muthafucka!