WOW. This is some horrible shit! A grown man in an apesuit destroying model sets. It's waaaay outta hand my brotha. Also, this was originally released in 3-D, so you can expect to see stuff get blatantly thrown at the camera.

This film is listed among the 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made in Golden Raspberry Award's book THE OFFICIAL RAZZIE MOVIE GUIDE.

The opening has the wannabe King Kong fightin' a wannabe Jaws. That alone makes it worth seening. And another thing, look for the "Tonka" logo on the trucks he hurls through the air...classic.
And here's the greatest 12 seconds I can possibly give ya. So watch it twice.

Labels: king kong, pabst blue ribbon, rip off

No, this isn't Cannonball Run, but the plot is the same. This flick came out 5 years earlier. Both films were based on novels written by the same guy. So that's the connection. God damn those must be shitty novels.

David Carradine is the driver in this coast-to-coast carsploitation.

The cars in this flick are classic and they get smashed the fuck up! Providing the viewer with 90 minutes of brainless entertainment. Which is perfect after a long weekend of drinking n' smoking. Yes, by now you know I live a hedonistic lifestyle. Is there any other way?

Carradine drives a 1970 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. I guess 1970 was a kick ass year for badass cars. I actually caught this on cable over the weekend. So, now I need to add this cheese DVD to my collection. I'm not even posting the trailer cause this car crash/pile-up sequence is soooo friggin ridiculous I couldn't resist. Enjoy.

Labels: carsploitation, dream, kill bill, pabst blue ribbon, smoke

This is the muther of all underwater Nazi/ Zombie movies. Wait, are there any other underwater Nazi/ Zombie movies? I'd imagine the answer would be no.

In the movie Peter "I'm at the end of my career so I'm drunk all day" Cushing plays a Nazi commandant on a remote island who fathers a group of zombies (known as The Death Corps). The budget must have been super low. No nighttime shots, all day shots. But that's okay cause this shit kicks ass.

I originally saw this at the New Beverly Cinema here in LA during one of their Grindhouse nights. It played as a double feature (of course) with Burial Ground. Fuck, that was a good double feature.

I just picked this up on DVD. Blue Underground is the company that released it. They put out a lot of great hardcore garbage.
At the bare minimum get some 70's beer (Pabst Blue Ribbon or Schlitz) and rent this mofo.

3 out of 4 exploited stars. See the freaky German trailer below...

Labels: grindhouse, headaches, horror, nausea, pabst blue ribbon, schlitz, sea sickness, zombie