I may have topped myself with this post. Yor is so much trashy fun just thinkin' about it makes me wanna watch it again.

Yor is played by Reb Brown and he is one of the cheesiest action heroes this galaxy has ever laid eyes on. It all starts off with a little prehistoric action (dinosaurs) and then takes a hard left halfway through to morph into a Star Wars rip-off with a spaceship full of Darth Vaders. Fuck yeah!Another great aspect is the theme song and I demand you listen now! So ridiculous. Damn, I need to get me a copy of that soundtrack.

Here's the original TV spot that manages to sum it all up in 34 seconds:

Labels: action, antonio margheriti, rip off, star wars

I figured what better time than to post a Raiders rip-off? Specifically, an Italian Raiders rip-off. All the Indy-like elements are here: ancient boobytraps, rats, snakes and even a giant rolling stone! Some scenes are shots of miniatures (model train sets) that look like...well, miniatures.

This stars David Warbeck (Fulci's The Beyond) who looks a lot like Roger Moore.

We are stuck in a cave with the wannabe Indy and the wannabe Sallah character as seen in the pic below. The Sallah character rules. He's accidently funny and he has a lazy eye!Overall, this is a fun rip-off if your into the Indy series and looking for a good laugh. Here's the Italian trailer...

Labels: action, antonio margheriti, ass kickin, bad dialogue, Indiana Jones, rip off

What we got right here is a martial arts/ spaghetti western hybrid. That's right karate and gunplay together at last and fuckin' shit up! Starring Lee Van Cleef (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and Lo Lieh (Five Fingers of Death) both searching for the same treasure.

This is another film that influenced Tarantino, specifically a scene where the gunfighter reads a man a bible passage before killing him.
In one scene, Van Cleef autographs a chicks ass. I'm going to put that on my list of things to do before I check out. And of course, autographing a chicks ass comes right after I blow a line off her belly. Then and only then, I can say I lived.

Here's the karate choppin' gun shootin' trailer...catch y'all tomorrow with another piece of classic trash.

Labels: antonio margheriti, asian, karate, kung-fu, lee van cleef, Shaw Brothers, spaghetti western, tarantino