I may have topped myself with this post. Yor is so much trashy fun just thinkin' about it makes me wanna watch it again.

Yor is played by Reb Brown and he is one of the cheesiest action heroes this galaxy has ever laid eyes on. It all starts off with a little prehistoric action (dinosaurs) and then takes a hard left halfway through to morph into a Star Wars rip-off with a spaceship full of Darth Vaders. Fuck yeah!Another great aspect is the theme song and I demand you listen now! So ridiculous. Damn, I need to get me a copy of that soundtrack.

Here's the original TV spot that manages to sum it all up in 34 seconds:

Labels: action, antonio margheriti, rip off, star wars

The mother of all Star Wars rip-offs is Starcrash. A laugh out loud space opera that is so ridiculous it blows me to the back wall each time I view it.

Carolyn Munro (70's hottie!) stars in this intergalatic adventure. Its all here. The bad dialogue, spaceships, droids and a planet of scantily clad amazon women in leather outfits lookin' right. The special effects are so freakin' horrible it will leave you speechless. This being an Italian rip-off the actors are also badly dubbed just to make it even worse. Worse in the have a smoke and crack a brew kinda way.

I'll sum it up in 4 simple words: David Hasselhoff lightsabre battle!
Please tell me they have Starcrash action figures. If so, I want the bald green guy shown below.

Lock on to the trailer below. Stay on target, stay on target...

Labels: bad dialogue, david hasselhoff, hot girl, rip off, star wars