Aka "Turkish Evil Dead."
This is another crazy Turkish flick which means its not dubbed and its not subtitled. It doesn't matter though. Hell, even if it was subtitled I really don't think it would matter as the scenes jump drastically all over the place. Also, the only reference to Evil Dead would be the camera shots runnin' thru the woods chasing after a man. Those shots do look Evil Dead influenced, but the rest of the flick is all about ninjas jumpin' all over the place and fighting with flimsy looking cardboard swords. In some scenes you can see the trampoline which actors used to create jump effects. It rules.
This movie stars Cuneyt Arkin (Turkish Star Wars) who is considered to be the Turkish Harrison Ford! From what I gathered watching it he plays an inspector that must track down the invisible ninjas that are randomly killin' people. The ninja master is hardcore - he can move rocks with his mind and make them explode. Lucky bastard.Damn, there's so much horrible awesomeness in this Turkish gem I could go on and on. Like when the ninja master turns into a burning rag doll or when the main characters randomly have different clothes on within the same scene. But continuity doesn't matter in the Turkish world and I highly recommend this flick. So go find it! Until that time - enjoy this scene, mofo's!

Labels: ass kickin, evil dead, ninjas, turkish

Aka "Badi". This is the Turkish rip-off of E.T. and it's as bad as you think it is. This extra terrestrial is basically a midget in a trash bag! He's also reads porn mags and farts giant dust clouds. It's a beautiful thing. This version didn't have the budget to buy some Reese's Pieces candy, instead they use some candy that looks like a chunk of dirt n' gravel. Here's the ghetto recreation of bicycle scene:Like other old school Turkish flicks this isn't subtitled. But really does it matter? It's practically a scene for scene rip-off. Check out this ridiculousness:It's another title you can watch the majority of on youtube - so check it. I've decided to post a quick clip of E.T. farting. Instant classic.

Labels: e.t., rip off, turkish

Aka Supermen Donuyor. It's time for a Turkish rip-off! Honestly, do the Turkish know how to do anything else? And damn, when they do it - its horribly bad slash awesome.

Okay the IMDb plot summary will do the trick on this one: Born out of a Christmas ornaments-filled heaven, Turkish Superman fights the mob in order to save the day!

Another note worthy fact is the director's first name is Kunt. Wow. I wonder if that's a common Turkish first name?

Check out how douchey this Superman is. Do you think he can stick out his chest more?
The best part of old school Turkish cinema is the films aren't subtitled or overdubbed. Luckily, everything is a U.S. rip off!

Here's a montage of scenes from this bottom of the barrel trash:

Labels: rip off, superman, turkish