...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Monday, July 14, 2008
Aka "Badi". This is the Turkish rip-off of E.T. and it's as bad as you think it is. This extra terrestrial is basically a midget in a trash bag! He's also reads porn mags and farts giant dust clouds. It's a beautiful thing. This version didn't have the budget to buy some Reese's Pieces candy, instead they use some candy that looks like a chunk of dirt n' gravel. Here's the ghetto recreation of bicycle scene:Like other old school Turkish flicks this isn't subtitled. But really does it matter? It's practically a scene for scene rip-off. Check out this ridiculousness:It's another title you can watch the majority of on youtube - so check it. I've decided to post a quick clip of E.T. farting. Instant classic.

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Anonymous L1F3 said...
Badi looking at pornography is so cute! I think the candy they eat is actually Turkish Delight. They eat some dates at some point too.

Some of the children in this are real terrors too. Nasty hateful little pricks. Particularly the eldest boy in the beginning.

There's one who even at 5, you cn tell he's bi-polar. He goes from bursting joy to fits of tears in like seconds.

The whole "let's go to the fair" segment was pretty psychedelic & looks like they just candid-cameraed that shit. With a bunch of kids who didn't know what to make of Badi. The little Elephantitus boy...

Blogger Pedro said...
When will the Badi t-shirts be available?

Blogger Pedro said...
When will the fucking Badi t-shirts be available?

Anonymous L1F3 said...
that's a good question...

although, if it's of BADI himself, you'll probably get a lot of questions like "Why do you have a t-shirt of a pile of cat-shit?!".


Blogger Tommy P. said...
Badi 4 Prez shirts on their way.

The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P.
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