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...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Friday, June 6, 2008
Aka Supermen Donuyor. It's time for a Turkish rip-off! Honestly, do the Turkish know how to do anything else? And damn, when they do it - its horribly bad slash awesome.Okay the IMDb plot summary will do the trick on this one: Born out of a Christmas ornaments-filled heaven, Turkish Superman fights the mob in order to save the day!
Another note worthy fact is the director's first name is Kunt. Wow. I wonder if that's a common Turkish first name?
Check out how douchey this Superman is. Do you think he can stick out his chest more?
The best part of old school Turkish cinema is the films aren't subtitled or overdubbed. Luckily, everything is a U.S. rip off!Here's a montage of scenes from this bottom of the barrel trash:
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Radio Spots & Themes
Black Caesar Cleopatra Jones
Coffy
Django
Dolemite
Females For Hire
Last House/Left
Nightmare City
Shaolin vs. Lama
Superchick
Hot Greasy Links
10k Bullets3-B Theater
A.D.D. Theatre
B-Movie Film Vault
Bad Movie Realm
Bloody Blood
Cinema Suicide
Cult Sirens
Doomed Moviethon
DVD Trash
Eccentric Cinema
Giallo Fever
HK Cinema Club
KFC Cinema
Killed By Dreck
Lost Highway
Mondo Digital
Monstruos Calientes
Moon in The Gutter
Oh My Gore!
Old Nick Magazine
Playground Reviews
Poster Pit
Prevues of Attractions
Scenes from/Morgue
The Deuce
The Film Fiend
The Furthest Point
The Lightning Bug
Tomb it May Concern
Vault of Horror
Girls with Guns kick crazy ass.
I'm just sayin.
I'm just sayin.
The template is generated by freakin' Tommy P. The best in exploitation cinema from kung-fu to horror to afrocentric. 70's style. Ya' stupid muthafucka!
I love the new wave beats they run during the "trailing the kidnappers" sequence. He actually uses a car most of the way rather than flying.
Oh! & hiding in a trunk to pop out & shoot the tire then hide some more so you can surprise the person when they go in the boot to get the spare?! pure genius. That is assuming they don't know the difference between a gunshot & a tire getting blown AND don't see you popping in/out of the trunk...
Also, seeing his original father as a white-haired babbling man (who's missing all the teeth on the upper-left side of his mouth!!!) was mind-blowing.
The Christmas tree ornaments used as planets & stars in the beginning
i think were leftover props from "The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back". Seriously.