The mother of all Star Wars rip-offs is Starcrash. A laugh out loud space opera that is so ridiculous it blows me to the back wall each time I view it.

Carolyn Munro (70's hottie!) stars in this intergalatic adventure. Its all here. The bad dialogue, spaceships, droids and a planet of scantily clad amazon women in leather outfits lookin' right. The special effects are so freakin' horrible it will leave you speechless. This being an Italian rip-off the actors are also badly dubbed just to make it even worse. Worse in the have a smoke and crack a brew kinda way.

I'll sum it up in 4 simple words: David Hasselhoff lightsabre battle!
Please tell me they have Starcrash action figures. If so, I want the bald green guy shown below.

Lock on to the trailer below. Stay on target, stay on target...

Labels: bad dialogue, david hasselhoff, hot girl, rip off, star wars